amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.


if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

(via shipeveryonewithsomeone)

dan-is-not-on-phire:

WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography

(via gingerpegasus)

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

(Source: smackable, via narglesinthevortex)

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shsl-ragequit:

ELSA LOOKS LIKE FUCKING GAVIN IN A WIG.

(via gingerpegasus)

flatbear:


KING OF THE JUNGLE.

flatbear:

KING OF THE JUNGLE.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via narglesinthevortex)

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thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

(via gingerpegasus)

inkformyblood:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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GUYS I WROTE THIS AT LIKE 2AM AND DIDN’T PROOFREAD IT DON’T REBLOG THIS

Living up to your username a bit too much there?

(via a-mess-of-fandoms)

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denielsharman:

knitboldly:

footofaferret:

denielsharman:

tittybombpeniscopter:

cancerianstargazer:

d-and-s-winchester:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

Please don’t send this to your teacher

PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER

lexi is back

Blaine i will kill you

I’ve heard this before…
I think my dad played me this song when I was young…

my dad played me this song a lot when I was young… so much that I knew what it was when I heard the first few notes…. 

(via emiichaaan)

im-thirstyy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

this video keeps me going

(Source: missinglinc, via shipeveryonewithsomeone)

netflixaddict:

kissesformabitches:

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

this show wasn’t all truth…

(Source: thesenseof-dance, via who-are-you-calling-pipsqueak)

(Source: flawlessirishprince, via gingerpegasus)

brogre:

shrek brings happiness and love to those who believe

(via dudegetwiththe-winchesters)

fangirlingforeverz:

thebluemoondragon:

Fanfiction is great because you can watch your OTP confess their undying love to each other four hundred times in a row, and it’s different every time.

(via anesther)