You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag
WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!
GUYS I WROTE THIS AT LIKE 2AM AND DIDN’T PROOFREAD IT DON’T REBLOG THIS
Living up to your username a bit too much there?
send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.
I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT
Please don’t send this to your teacher
PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER
lexi is back
Blaine i will kill you
I’ve heard this before…
I think my dad played me this song when I was young…
my dad played me this song a lot when I was young… so much that I knew what it was when I heard the first few notes….
"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
this video keeps me going
they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
this show wasn’t all truth…
Fanfiction is great because you can watch your OTP confess their undying love to each other four hundred times in a row, and it’s different every time.